Amanda Chatel writes a hilarious column for The Gloss, where she covers the topics of sex, dating and some of the crazy things that she personally gets into.

She opens up her most recent entry:

Ah, men and their need to see, have or taste a hairless vagina. I realize this isn’t so for every man out there, and many actually enjoy pubic hair, but when you do run into one that doesn’t care for it, not even a landing strip is bald enough. They want it bald, bald, bald. And some of them would like to have a hand in making it bald for you.

Oooh, I can already feel the stinging.

About two months into my relationship with B, he started sharing his desire to see me get a Brazilian wax. Of course, this was never going to happen.

Sounds like Ms. Chatel is going to have an intimate audience.

One night after dinner he told me had a surprise. I don’t like surprises, and the last couple surprises I had received from him were either books he liked but I’d never read or some sort of sexual gadget that had me standing with my hands on my hips asking him “Really?”

When we got back to his place, he pulled a home waxing kit from a Duane Reade bag. I did exactly what I had done in the past: put my hands on my hips and asked, “Really?”

“It will bring us closer,” was his argument.

I don’t know about you, but the first thing I think of is… bumps. Irritation, bumps and a whole lotta stuff that I personally wouldn’t want to be dealing with. But, I’m not Amanda. I sure hope she’s aware of Intimate Skincare.

To read Amanda Chatel’s full article, please click here.

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