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Vagina Overkill: The Alternative

It’s as if the word, “vagina” has finally come out of the box — so to speak. I daresay it’s the word on everyone’s lips these days (badabing!). As Editor At Large for VenusBlogs, a site where I have to write several articles a day about vaginas, I’m constantly searching for new and poetic ways to say this word without saying vagina, vagina, vagina — I mean, there is such a thing as too much vagina, right?

Apparently not — and on Twitter, it’s all the keyword rage. So much so, that, like myself, they too are finding new and inventive alternatives to the word that’s got the world’s attention right now.

There’s some particularly clever stuff going on here. Please read:

“#AlternativesToVagina Twitter Hashtag Invites Users To Create Euphemisms For Female Anatomy” — at Huffington Post.

If Vaginas Could Laugh

At first, we mowed our unwanted nether gardens into triangles, landing strips and tufts. But, it wasn’t enough to just keep the bikini area in check, so we endured the masochism of the Brazilian wax. The damned stuff kept growing back! So, we coughed up the fortune for laser hair removal. Then, we washed, flushed and douched our way into exalted states of odorless perfection — Was The Great Goddess satisfied? Hell yeah. But was the rest of the world?

Just when you thought you couldn’t feel more neurotic about your lady parts more than you already do, there’s always something out their to remind you of your inherent flaws.

You want a good chuckle? Read this article.

From Jezebel.com:

Your Vagina Isn’t Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy—It’s Also Too Brown

None Shall Pass

HEALTH, SEX
Gabrielle Vaughn | VenusBlogs Editor at Large



I distinctly remember a scene in the movie, “Grease” where the gang is singing and tossing around a box of Saran Wrap — a seriously wacky reference to what guys were using for contraception in the 1950s. Could you just imagine — wrapping your dingaling up in plastic wrap in an attempt to create a makeshift condom? While I’m not getting ‘sexy’ from this, I’m definitely getting ‘kinky’ — though I’m not sure ‘kink’ was what they were going for.

Did people really do this — use plastic wrap as birth control? Yes. Was it effective, comfortable and reliable? No way. In fact, I’m pretty sure that the origin of the question, “Who knocked you up?” is directly related to the use of this flimsy version of contraception. Read more